Mabel Pines (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
mabelmagic) wrote2014-09-26 05:31 pm
mabelmagic) wrote2014-09-26 05:31 pm
IC Answering Machine
"Welcome to Mabel's Secret Hotline! This is Mabel Pines: the cute, the funny, the oh-so-fabulous! I'm not here to answer your call right now, but if you leave your name, your number, you address, and any other methods of communication, I will get right on this thing of contacting you back. In fact, I'll even make it easy for you!
Press one if you need fashion makeover advice. [whispers] I'm there for you.
Press two if need relationship advice from love guru Mabel the Able! And then send a smoke flare and I'll be right there, so long as I'm not busy with other things, like number three~
Press three if you are a cute boy. And then leave a message, if you have a message. You don't have to have a message, you know. Don't strain yourself so much that you don't call at all, because I can totally provide the messages for you so long as you do call! I've got a great imagination like that. [giggles] And great conversation skills... I can take care of the entirety of our conversations for you if you're shy, so don't worry! [aggressive whisper] Be my boyfriend.
And if there's anything else, then feel free to tell me here: Mabel's hotline services are entirely free and confidential, so don't hesitate to tell me all your hot, juicy secrets~ just leave that message. We'll talk."
Press one if you need fashion makeover advice. [whispers] I'm there for you.
Press two if need relationship advice from love guru Mabel the Able! And then send a smoke flare and I'll be right there, so long as I'm not busy with other things, like number three~
Press three if you are a cute boy. And then leave a message, if you have a message. You don't have to have a message, you know. Don't strain yourself so much that you don't call at all, because I can totally provide the messages for you so long as you do call! I've got a great imagination like that. [giggles] And great conversation skills... I can take care of the entirety of our conversations for you if you're shy, so don't worry! [aggressive whisper] Be my boyfriend.
And if there's anything else, then feel free to tell me here: Mabel's hotline services are entirely free and confidential, so don't hesitate to tell me all your hot, juicy secrets~ just leave that message. We'll talk."